I thought this was going to be an early April Fool’s Day prank, but apparently, this rumor has been circulating for the past few days. She also seems to have her eye on the role of Ilsa Lund.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=549629&in_page_id=1773

Personally, I think this is going to be an epic – an epic DISASTER! Not to rant, but I think it’s clear that acting in movies is not Madonna’s thing at all. She especially has no business to think about remaking anything, never mind a 1942 Oscar classic. And Madonna playing Ilsa? I think Ingrid Bergman is spinning in her grave even as I type this.

Your thoughts, please.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=554870&in_page_id=1879

I think she is fat an there no spinning it to make me think shes not.
I would be happy to show a pic of myself I have no worries.
True fat is genderless but a fat guy don’t go entering the Mr Universe contest.