It take 30 seconds to talk a dump and 10 seconds to take a piss. This is not enough time to read a f’n article. So, what’s the deal with this. I do spend alot of time in the bathroom, but that’s when Im drunk laying on the floor throwing up in the toilet trying to make the spins go away and this is not the time to read a magazine either. Have you ever sat on the toilet and read an article I dont think so.
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First of all, to TALK a dump? Interesting concept. Some people take longer than others, don’t assume. Some people are easily bored. Why is the sky blue? Same concept …….
For some people, I gather that’s the extent of their reading.
ive never "talk"ed a dump but how does that happen? oh yeah and maybe they have magazines in there for show (to make the bathroom look nicer, and to give the impression that they actually read)
I don`t know as i don`t do it myself.
Magazines are better than cookies in the bathroom!
I take dumps not talk them!
just in case they run out of toilet paper
in case you run out of toilet paper.
Actually I have but I am a quick reader.
Some of us that have gas problems sit to get rid of the gas and reading helps pass the time.
It’s so that dogs can ignore all the people laughing at them when they are trying to take a $hit!
For some people, it’s not 30 seconds…
Some people take more than 30 seconds, and if your "sick" enough, you might just stay till more comes out. Also some people feel like reading in the bathroom because who says you have to throw the magazine down when your done taking a s.h.i.t?
Some people need more time. My dad used to stay in the bathroom for a good 15 minute! He always brought the newspaper with him.
older people have prostate problems and diverticulitus and other things and issuse so they need something to do while waiting t5hey dont have picture cell phones like you to talk to their friends while waiting
well 4 some ppl it takes more than 30 seconds and if ur in there 4 a long time ur gonna get bored just sitting there so u have to do somethin
Well, I keep a magazine rack in my bathroom, and I do read them. Not in one sitting but I do read them. Gives me something to do while I handle my busy. ; )
it’s just get a relaxed mood and kill boredom while doing their business..
It’s because too many people, especially in America are constipated. The diets filled with fat and flour causes the inside of their colons to stick together making it all backed up and therefore difficult to…well take a dump. If it takes more than 30 secs then you’re constipated and need a series of colonics. It’s a wonder why so many people have cancer?
Some people have bowel issuses and it can be relaxing or when you have the squirts
I have a labtop in the bathroom so I can continue with Yahoo!
If you are a man then the bathroom is your Fortress of Solitary. That is your safe zone. If people mess with you, then they are going to get a whiff full of grossness. So if the wife or girlfriend is looking for you staqy in the bathroom. You will have something to do. Read a magazine and if you have to go to the bathroom there you are. And sometimes you have to ‘Drop the Kids at the Pool’ really badly.
I really don’t think I can read magazines during my pee time or when I’m dumping my wastes into the holy bowl. Putting magazines in the bathroom has other purpose, that is, when you run out of tissue paper – it could be an alternative. What do you think?
mabey some people get stuck while taking a crap. So they are like "AH HAH! magazines!" they get bored of staring at nothing for 10 minutes
My friend has a stack of National Geographic magazines in her bathroom. She puts one on the floor and leans forward to read it. I tried it just recently and it helps you empty your bowels like magic, so now I do it all the time. And I always sit on the toilet for at least ten minutes.
People put magazines in the bathroom to give them something to look at while they masturbate or maybe that’s just me.
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I always read on the toilet, only problem is my leg goes dead and then I have to get up and walk like a wounded animal. My parents think im consipated and that it must really hurt me, butt LOL! Its just a leg thingy. I cant explain! Picture it! LOL! Bye! Heidi